Pala pala... prie ko čia nacis?mane irgi užpisa perjunginėt kalbas klaviatūroj. bet tai ką dabar ? Jei patapsi seimūnu ir pakeisi vadovėlius - vėliava tau į rankas O kol kas - sėdėk būdoj -- '(oo)' "tas pats" <jokubelis@zebra.lt> wrote in message news:gvqkqh$1oh$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >- už tai kas esi nacis > "baldocer" <nera@nebus.net> wrote in message > news:gvouas$qv5$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >> - >> uz tai kad esi "ne lietuvis", dar nemaciau ne vieno tavo lietuvisko posto >> sitam grupse, atrodo kad nemoketum gimtosios kalbos >> >> "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> parašė naujienų >> news:gvo74o$jar$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >>> Komentarai zhudantys:) >>> http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/product-reviews/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_pr_recent?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending >>> >>> nuo ko viskas prasidejo: >>> "This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth >>> 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic >>> happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my >>> girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was >>> immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my >>> shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl >>> at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that >>> approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give >>> them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they >>> didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't >>> settle for the first thing that comes to him. >>> >>> I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a >>> drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was >>> browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. >>> I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and >>> flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, >>> I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her >>> mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out >>> the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. >>> >>> Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women >>> Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot >>> see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better >>> if they glowed in the dark. " >>> >>> >>> Isibegejo: >>> "I was born with a terrible deformity in my right hand - it is withered >>> and rolled in on itself and useless. I ordered this shirt hoping that it >>> would mend the hole that has grown in my soul over the years. >>> >>> When the package arrived, I opened it with my left hand and began to >>> realize there was a strange tingling sensation in my right hand! Suddenly >>> it rushed forth through my entire body. When it hit my head I saw God! >>> >>> When this sensation ended, I looked at my old, dead hand and, lo! and >>> behold, it was still deformed. >>> >>> But the shirt fits really well. " >>> >>> Tesesi su: ""I bought this shirt and instantly old girlfriends started >>> calling me again" >>> "My doctor says the cancer has gone into remission," >>> >>> "I have been wearing this shirt for about 15 weeks and I have not needed >>> to wash it! You don't put this shirt on your torso you put it on your >>> soul. The day I bought this shirt I lost 300 lbs! I got a new chevy, a >>> new Trailer and my kids quit meth. I now know that the moon on this shirt >>> is not a picture but the moon itself. I am the Moon Star!!!!!!! " >>> >>> "I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of >>> this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by a >>> jealous God. " >>> >>> "Recently, my girlfriend asked me to meet her parents. I was hesitant at >>> first, and declined the offer for a couple of months. Finally, she wore >>> me down and got me to agree. Her parents are rich enough to own Bill >>> Gates, and they insisted that we go to some nice steak restaurant. >>> Despite her objections, I wore this shirt. >>> >>> The first thing her father noticed on me was this shirt and, upon shaking >>> my hand, he started to call me son. As soon as we sat down, he wrote me a >>> check for 100,000 dollars and told me to call him if I ever needed >>> anything, and her beautiful mother began rubbing my leg in a not >>> unpleasent way. >>> >>> Half way through the dinner, a man collapsed at the table next to us. I >>> jumped to my feet and assessed the situation. I discovered that he was >>> choking on a rather large piece of steak. Now I have no medical training, >>> but the shirt showed me how to save this man's life. And I did. >>> >>> So grateful for my actions, the man paid for my dinner and gave me the >>> keys to his new corvette outside. Then the waiters all gave me their >>> tips, winking at me and mouthing "nice shirt." >>> >>> Later that night, my girlfriend couldn't keep her hands off of me. She >>> wanted me. Being no fool, I kept the shirt on. She said the pleasure was >>> so intense she forgot her own name for a minute. We're getting married >>> next week, and I haven't taken the shirt off since. >>> >>> Only downside: I turn into a werewolf on full moon nights when I wear the >>> shirt. And I occasionally wake up to Carlos Mencia singing in my >>> bathroom. Be warned. " >>> >>> " bought this shirt from this site without reading the reviews and now, >>> my life is pretty much over. It's just me and my disability check in this >>> cozy trailer from now on. >>> >>> It was just, like, I saw the shirt when I was looking to buy my boyfriend >>> a gift for his birthday. The wolves... they, like, called to me from the >>> webpage and I pushed the one click button immediately. And when it >>> arrived and I was wrapping it for my man, I kept touching it thinking, >>> "he is going to look soooooooooooooooooo hot in this shirt. Look at all >>> those HOWLING WOLVES! One wolf would have been pretty sexy, but three of >>> them? That's so triple of the sexy! >>> >>> He loved it, of course, and then he went and wore it to the bar. Three >>> days later, he came back to our trailer, packed his bag, and left me for >>> one of the many ladies that were drawn to him and the "magical" shirt. >>> Magical for him, maybe... but not to ME. I'm so lost without him. >>> >>> I hate you, wolf shirt. " >>> >>> "So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I >>> stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all >>> their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I >>> mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three??? >>> >>> I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a >>> size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest >>> hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. >>> I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, >>> and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH. >>> >>> I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this >>> shrit; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which >>> are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at >>> work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this >>> shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them). " >>> >>> >>> ir 84 lapai toliau baigesi su >>> >>> "My brother and I both got the shirt, one time he put on both of ours at >>> the same time. He's dead now. " >>> >>> I've owned and have been wearing this shirt for nine days straight now >>> and as of this writing it has NOT reunited me with my estranged father, >>> nor cured my insistent bed wetting as was promised on the tag. >>> >>> >>> It DID get me the number to this SMOKIN' HOT redhead that lives down the >>> street, but I really don't like redheads (more into blonds), so even in >>> that respect it doesn't work that well... What a complete bust. I can't >>> believe I sold my eyes on the black market so I could outbid some smuck >>> on eBay for this. What a waste of $1,765.43 and a perfectly good set of >>> eyes!!! >>> >>> >>> Oh, well -- live 'n learn. >>> >>> Shirt *is* machine washable. >>> >>> -- >>> ___________ >>> ©Toxis > >