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"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:h73bro$tlq$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
> The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’
> 
> Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
> 
> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
> 
> She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?
> 
> The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’
> 
> ‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.
> 
> So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
> 
> After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !
> 
> She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand.  Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’
> 
> ‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’
> 
> ‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.
> 
> ‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
> 
> Now, how about that drink?’
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> TICK WARNING! 
> 
> 
> I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it 
> myself a couple times unintentionally but this one is real, and it’s 
> important.
> 
> Please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list.
> 
> If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks 
> due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance 
> around with your arms up,
> 
> DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!!
> They only want to see you naked.
> 
> I wish I’d gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.
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> ©Toxis