Pirma keletas naujesnių, o po to keletas klasikinių.:)

* Vesper is now known as CodyB
<Teku> why the nick change?
<CodyB> I'm teaching this hot chick how to use IRC
<xanatos> ...why
<CodyB> I got grounded for two weeks and I can't call anyone. I figured I 
could talk to her here, at least.
<CodyB> be cool, I'm teaching her about channels and she might come in here
<xanatos> how did you get grounded
<CodyB> I locked my sister outside for three hours.
<xanatos> i bet she didnt like that
* StacyF has joined #randomshit
<CodyB> yeah I thought my parents were going to kill me
<CodyB> oh hey, there you are
<Teku> So you had sex with your sister on your parents bed and they walked 
in on you? Wow Cody, you're lucky you only got grounded for two weeks.
<StacyF> eeew you sick fuck
* StacyF has left #randomshit
<Teku> I know you're going to kill me later, but it was so worth it
<CodyB> you motherfucker

Alex: So I was in the doctors yesterday, when my time came a large woman 
walked out of his room and I walked in. He said 'God bless her, I just 
confirmed to her that
      she was morbidly obese.'
Alex: I wasn't too sure what to say, but replied 'You shouldn't have told 
her that, the poor woman has enough on her plate.'

<Funzo> can any of you guys speak french?
<Time-Warp> i can
<Time-Warp> i know how to say bongshure
<Time-Warp> or something

<Josh> I don't understand why churches and 'family groups' spend millions of 
dollars a year on abstinence-only instruction when a World of Warcraft 
account only costs fifteen dollars a month and has a much better record of 
ensuring virginity.

<XenThra> I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm 
terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
<DevXen> Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

Connor: Firefox 3.5. Download it.
Andrew: Give me the top 5 reasons to download it.
True: In iambic pentameter
Connor: For private browsing, tear-off tabs and then some,
Connor: Download Firefox three point five and see:
Connor: It's using Gecko one point nine point one,
Connor: And over twice as fast as Firefox three.
Connor: Pwned.

Omniscient Sean: I think we should terrorist start throwing in nuclear 
weapon noteworthy national security keywords to Allah otherwise innocuous 
conversations.
InfiniteSuperior: I Bin Laden agree.
Omniscient Sean: So how are Al Qaeda classes?
InfiniteSuperior: I have Al Sadr a psychology report Iran due Wednesday.
Omniscient Sean: Ah, that Tehran sucks.
Omniscient Sean: This bizarre Sadaam open-source database utility has all 
the Palestine trappings of other open-source utilities.
Omniscient Sean: In this WMD case, useless error messages.
InfiniteSuperior: Other than Pakistan that, classes are Libby going well.

<coolbreze> heres a better qustion; what is the qucikest way to set up and 
FTP Server?
<SpeedEvil> coolbreze: post your root password in a warez group.

<Sqrfrk> I went and watched 300
<Sqrfrk> That movie was badass
<ErrorNotFound404> oh
<ErrorNotFound404> im gonna go on thurs
<ErrorNotFound404> dont tell me anything
<Sqrfrk> They all die.

<@Zen> So Sean's toaster has two settings:
<@Zen> toast
<@Zen> and bagel.
<@Zen> But it's not a switch/
<@Zen> It's a dial.
<@Zen> So I guess if your bread is 60% bagel
<@Zen> this toaster can handle it.

<zoweee> i'm holding out til the next election
<zoweee> if it goes against us, i'll seriously begin looking for my cultural 
fire exits
<zoweee> "There are exts at the front and the rear of american democracy. 
Please take this opportunity to familiarize yourself with the nearest exit. 
In the event of a theocratic american hegemony, lights will appear on either 
end of the aisle, marking the way to your exit for you."
<zoweee> in the unlikely event of the repeal of Ammendments 1-5, your seat 
cushion may be used to purchase carriage across one of our more porous 
borders
<zoweee> should there be a  depressurization of america's historical 
tolerance for diversity, bibles will drop from the overhead compartment. 
please read your own copy before assisting small children
<zoweee> please do not read pirated versions of the bible, as this may give 
aid and comfort to terrorist organizations
<qBaz> zow: marry me immediately
<zoweee> we thank you for flying Knee Jerk Republican Contract with America, 
and hope you'll enjoy your stay in 2003. Or wherever your final destination 
may be.

<Sock_Monkee> this "ska" band starts playing.....................
<Sock_Monkee> like, they had guitar,bass,drums,tbone,trumpet,altosax,singer
<Sock_Monkee> and the singer looked like avril labalifn;lawenflw;afinge
<mog> girl?
<ocean> lavigne, i think.
<Wintermute> "labalifn;lawenflw;afinge"?
<Wintermute> must be polish

Trikkz R 4 Kidz: YO
Trikkz R 4 Kidz: WASSUP?
tetsu2051: presumably not your shift key

<sheep--> haha
<sheep--> my mom got this knife at some asian store
<sheep--> i was gonna use it to make myself some food
<sheep--> but instead, i\'m gonna frame it and keep it for ever in the 
wrapper
<Tick> ?
<sheep--> it says on it \"Warning: keep out of children\"
<Tick> lol

<Deeeno> I've seen hentai that is more believable than scientology.


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