:DD Žavus patriotas, rašantis tėvynės pavadinimą iš mažosios raidės.:) O ir šiaip, nuo kada mes čia pasidarėm ksenofobai? -- Photoblog: http://www.enyu.lt "sbalen" <sbalen@xop.xn> wrote in message news:Xns9C71B0357C9Esbalenxopxn@194.176.32.141... > cia lietuva, o ne angliasubiniu rojus > > "eNyu@work" <neriusjTRINTI@gmail.com> ra?e > news:h6tpbd$ber$1@trimpas.omnitel.net: > >> Pirma keletas naujesniu, o po to keletas klasikiniu.:) >> >> * Vesper is now known as CodyB >> <Teku> why the nick change? >> <CodyB> I'm teaching this hot chick how to use IRC >> <xanatos> ...why >> <CodyB> I got grounded for two weeks and I can't call anyone. I >> figured I could talk to her here, at least. >> <CodyB> be cool, I'm teaching her about channels and she might come in >> here <xanatos> how did you get grounded >> <CodyB> I locked my sister outside for three hours. >> <xanatos> i bet she didnt like that >> * StacyF has joined #randomshit >> <CodyB> yeah I thought my parents were going to kill me >> <CodyB> oh hey, there you are >> <Teku> So you had sex with your sister on your parents bed and they >> walked in on you? Wow Cody, you're lucky you only got grounded for two >> weeks. <StacyF> eeew you sick fuck >> * StacyF has left #randomshit >> <Teku> I know you're going to kill me later, but it was so worth it >> <CodyB> you motherfucker >> >> Alex: So I was in the doctors yesterday, when my time came a large >> woman walked out of his room and I walked in. He said 'God bless her, >> I just confirmed to her that >> she was morbidly obese.' >> Alex: I wasn't too sure what to say, but replied 'You shouldn't have >> told her that, the poor woman has enough on her plate.' >> >> <Funzo> can any of you guys speak french? >> <Time-Warp> i can >> <Time-Warp> i know how to say bongshure >> <Time-Warp> or something >> >> <Josh> I don't understand why churches and 'family groups' spend >> millions of dollars a year on abstinence-only instruction when a World >> of Warcraft account only costs fifteen dollars a month and has a much >> better record of ensuring virginity. >> >> <XenThra> I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. >> I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar. >> <DevXen> Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick. >> >> Connor: Firefox 3.5. Download it. >> Andrew: Give me the top 5 reasons to download it. >> True: In iambic pentameter >> Connor: For private browsing, tear-off tabs and then some, >> Connor: Download Firefox three point five and see: >> Connor: It's using Gecko one point nine point one, >> Connor: And over twice as fast as Firefox three. >> Connor: Pwned. >> >> Omniscient Sean: I think we should terrorist start throwing in nuclear >> weapon noteworthy national security keywords to Allah otherwise >> innocuous conversations. >> InfiniteSuperior: I Bin Laden agree. >> Omniscient Sean: So how are Al Qaeda classes? >> InfiniteSuperior: I have Al Sadr a psychology report Iran due >> Wednesday. Omniscient Sean: Ah, that Tehran sucks. >> Omniscient Sean: This bizarre Sadaam open-source database utility has >> all the Palestine trappings of other open-source utilities. >> Omniscient Sean: In this WMD case, useless error messages. >> InfiniteSuperior: Other than Pakistan that, classes are Libby going >> well. >> >> <coolbreze> heres a better qustion; what is the qucikest way to set up >> and FTP Server? >> <SpeedEvil> coolbreze: post your root password in a warez group. >> >> <Sqrfrk> I went and watched 300 >> <Sqrfrk> That movie was badass >> <ErrorNotFound404> oh >> <ErrorNotFound404> im gonna go on thurs >> <ErrorNotFound404> dont tell me anything >> <Sqrfrk> They all die. >> >> <@Zen> So Sean's toaster has two settings: >> <@Zen> toast >> <@Zen> and bagel. >> <@Zen> But it's not a switch/ >> <@Zen> It's a dial. >> <@Zen> So I guess if your bread is 60% bagel >> <@Zen> this toaster can handle it. >> >> <zoweee> i'm holding out til the next election >> <zoweee> if it goes against us, i'll seriously begin looking for my >> cultural fire exits >> <zoweee> "There are exts at the front and the rear of american >> democracy. Please take this opportunity to familiarize yourself with >> the nearest exit. In the event of a theocratic american hegemony, >> lights will appear on either end of the aisle, marking the way to your >> exit for you." <zoweee> in the unlikely event of the repeal of >> Ammendments 1-5, your seat cushion may be used to purchase carriage >> across one of our more porous borders >> <zoweee> should there be a depressurization of america's historical >> tolerance for diversity, bibles will drop from the overhead >> compartment. please read your own copy before assisting small children >> <zoweee> please do not read pirated versions of the bible, as this may >> give aid and comfort to terrorist organizations >> <qBaz> zow: marry me immediately >> <zoweee> we thank you for flying Knee Jerk Republican Contract with >> America, and hope you'll enjoy your stay in 2003. Or wherever your >> final destination may be. >> >> <Sock_Monkee> this "ska" band starts playing..................... >> <Sock_Monkee> like, they had >> guitar,bass,drums,tbone,trumpet,altosax,singer <Sock_Monkee> and the >> singer looked like avril labalifn;lawenflw;afinge <mog> girl? >> <ocean> lavigne, i think. >> <Wintermute> "labalifn;lawenflw;afinge"? >> <Wintermute> must be polish >> >> Trikkz R 4 Kidz: YO >> Trikkz R 4 Kidz: WASSUP? >> tetsu2051: presumably not your shift key >> >> <sheep--> haha >> <sheep--> my mom got this knife at some asian store >> <sheep--> i was gonna use it to make myself some food >> <sheep--> but instead, i\'m gonna frame it and keep it for ever in the >> wrapper >> <Tick> ? >> <sheep--> it says on it \"Warning: keep out of children\" >> <Tick> lol >> >> <Deeeno> I've seen hentai that is more believable than scientology. >> >> >> -- >> Photoblog: >> http://www.enyu.lt >> >