Made my day:))))))))))))))))




"zZz" <zZz@zirzilia.lt> wrote in message 
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>A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed 
>he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar 
>backwards.
> The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
> The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
> The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of 
> many.'
> The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he 
> doesn't wear his collar that way!'
> The priest, getting impatient, said 'I am the Father of hundreds', and 
> went back to reading his book.
> The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and 
> said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards 
> instead of your collar.'