:) "Vai" <na@na.lt> wrote in message news:h71578$gv9$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new >boyfriend, he’s rough and common and bloody stupid with it.” > > “Oh no, Daddy,” the daughter replied, “Fred’s ever so clever, we’ve only > been going out nine weeks and he’s cured me of that illness I used to get > once a month.” >