persiunte cia vienas veikejas is UK, tai mazu bus negirdetas..


 A man checks into a hotel in Northampton while on a business trip and was a 
bit lonely.
He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when 
you're calling for a cab.

He popped into a phone booth in the Hub near the hotel and found an ad for a 
girl calling herself Candice, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She 
had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, 
long graceful legs...... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone 
number and returned to his hotel.

When back in the room he figures, what the hell, I'll give her a call. 
'Hello,' the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and 
give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone 
and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it 
now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got 
in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped 
cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 1 for an outside 
line.'
It took three hours for him to get the courage to Checkout next morning.