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"Alee" <alee14@gmail.com> wrote in message news:hdgmdc$tlo$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> persiunte cia vienas veikejas is UK, tai mazu bus negirdetas..
> 
> 
> A man checks into a hotel in Northampton while on a business trip and was a 
> bit lonely.
> He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when 
> you're calling for a cab.
> 
> He popped into a phone booth in the Hub near the hotel and found an ad for a 
> girl calling herself Candice, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She 
> had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, 
> long graceful legs...... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone 
> number and returned to his hotel.
> 
> When back in the room he figures, what the hell, I'll give her a call. 
> 'Hello,' the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
> 
> 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and 
> give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone 
> and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it 
> now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got 
> in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped 
> cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'
> 
> She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 1 for an outside 
> line.'
> It took three hours for him to get the courage to Checkout next morning.
> 
> 
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