nerealiai!! :D:D:D

"Alee" <alee14@gmail.com> wrote in message 
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> persiunte cia vienas veikejas is UK, tai mazu bus negirdetas..
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> A man checks into a hotel in Northampton while on a business trip and was 
> a bit lonely.
> He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when 
> you're calling for a cab.
>
> He popped into a phone booth in the Hub near the hotel and found an ad for 
> a girl calling herself Candice, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. 
> She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy 
> hair, long graceful legs...... well, you get the picture! He copied the 
> phone number and returned to his hotel.
>
> When back in the room he figures, what the hell, I'll give her a call. 
> 'Hello,' the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
>
> 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room 
> and give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all 
> alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I 
> want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything 
> you've got in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup 
> and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'
>
> She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 1 for an outside 
> line.'
> It took three hours for him to get the courage to Checkout next morning.
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