What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of abortion fluid??
-You can't gargle sand....

A kid says to his mum "mum i don't like this tomato soup"
the mum replies "shut up we only get it once a month"

"Mummy mummy, Grandma has a bruise!"
"Well eat around it then"

What runs along walls and kills Jews??
-Gas pipes

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of southern fried babies??
-Ferrari's aren't finger licking good

How many babies does it take to paint a wall??
-Depends on how hard you throw them