Tema: Re: dar keli [ne link, bet En]
Autorius: Toxis@ze_yvil_place
Data: 2010-01-18 09:18:19
bleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... visi tokie shlykshciai shlykshchiai.. fuj fuj fuj
geri:)
"Karolis K." <kairelis@dzimeildotkom.com> wrote in message news:hj07p6$1b2$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of abortion fluid??
> -You can't gargle sand....
>
> A kid says to his mum "mum i don't like this tomato soup"
> the mum replies "shut up we only get it once a month"
>
> "Mummy mummy, Grandma has a bruise!"
> "Well eat around it then"
>
> What runs along walls and kills Jews??
> -Gas pipes
>
> Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of southern fried babies??
> -Ferrari's aren't finger licking good
>
> How many babies does it take to paint a wall??
> -Depends on how hard you throw them