<Bubbles>What are you, fucking 15 years old? <Spoons>no, im fucking 15 year olds ;] --------- thefinalcutter83: According to CNN.com: "Iranian missile may be able to hit U.S. by 2015." SpaceInvader455: That's one slow fuckin missile. ------------- <jaffa> think of the children! <bobf> oh gimme a break, I've spent *hours* today thinking of the children, my wrist is too sore to do it any longer ------------- <IDTL> but dude there were babessss <genida> IDTL, that's very often a warning sign. <genida> "Girls will be there." = "Girls will be laughing in your face..." <Malikat> when girls laugh <Malikat> their breasts jiggle. <Malikat> everyone wins. <IDTL> oh man I never thought of that <IDTL> What if they are flatchested? <Malikat> then they shouldn't be happy <Malikat> they probably won't be happy <Malikat> in fact, flat chested women never laugh at a party <Malikat> because they know no man will ever love them. ----------------- <@Ricky> According to BBC News, the father of the Nigerian who attempted to blow up the Delta airliner whilst approaching Detroit had emailed US authorities to warn them about his son's extreme anti American views. This man happened to be a very wealthy banker. <@Ricky> You can imagine the email arriving at the US Government's offices: <@Ricky> Good afternoon, I am a wealthy Nigerian banker.... ------------------ <sean> sec <sean> SSHing to laptop beacuse I can't be bothered to lift it onto table ------------------ Eli: Today this black kid who acts pretty white was trying to convince me that hes asian cus hes a ninja Eli: I said Eli: "ninja please" Eli: It was awesome. ------------------ <Rei> What's Microsoft Works? <K> An oxymoron ------------------ AxelDesade: Good god, I need a life. Colty: Why's that? AxelDesade: I was entertained for over an hour today by refreshing a captcha until it said something funny or made a cool band name ------------------ <prote> apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today" ------------------ (omfg): whats the most sensitive part of a persons body when they are masturbating ? (TypoKing): idk (omfg): their ears (omfg): listening for ppl coming home ----------------- <Velkyr> Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!" <Velkyr> But nobody rubs your dick and says "Good Job"? ----------------- <SaxxonPike> Had some crazy kid running around flailing his arms around come up to me and shout "GUESS WHAT! I'M ONE IN A MILLION!" <SaxxonPike> One million is a small portion of the world population. So I shouted back "THAT MEANS THERE'S ABOUT 7,000 MORE OF YOU HYPER FUCKS RUNNING AROUND" ----------------- <Dakara> what's the name of that disease when you can't stop masturbating? <amaury> the Y chromosome ----------------- ir gausiai gausiai seanas: <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!! <Judge-Mental> fuck me -- ___________ ©Toxis