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"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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> <Bubbles>What are you, fucking 15 years old?
> <Spoons>no, im fucking 15 year olds ;]
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> thefinalcutter83: According to CNN.com: "Iranian missile may be able to 
> hit U.S. by 2015."
> SpaceInvader455: That's one slow fuckin missile.
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> <jaffa> think of the children!
> <bobf> oh gimme a break, I've spent *hours* today thinking of the 
> children, my wrist is too sore to do it any longer
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> <IDTL> but dude there were babessss
> <genida> IDTL, that's very often a warning sign.
> <genida> "Girls will be there." = "Girls will be laughing in your face..."
> <Malikat> when girls laugh
> <Malikat> their breasts jiggle.
> <Malikat> everyone wins.
> <IDTL> oh man I never thought of that
> <IDTL> What if they are flatchested?
> <Malikat> then they shouldn't be happy
> <Malikat> they probably won't be happy
> <Malikat> in fact, flat chested women never laugh at a party
> <Malikat> because they know no man will ever love them.
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> <@Ricky> According to BBC News, the father of the Nigerian who attempted 
> to blow up the Delta airliner whilst approaching Detroit had emailed US 
> authorities to warn them about his son's extreme anti American views. This 
> man happened to be a very wealthy banker.
> <@Ricky> You can imagine the email arriving at the US Government's 
> offices:
> <@Ricky> Good afternoon, I am a wealthy Nigerian banker....
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> <sean> sec
> <sean> SSHing to laptop beacuse I can't be bothered to lift it onto table
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> Eli:  Today this black kid who acts pretty white was trying to convince me 
> that hes asian cus hes a ninja
> Eli: I said
> Eli: "ninja please"
> Eli: It was awesome.
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> <Rei> What's Microsoft Works?
> <K> An oxymoron
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> AxelDesade: Good god, I need a life.
> Colty: Why's that?
> AxelDesade: I was entertained for over an hour today by refreshing a 
> captcha until it said something funny or made a cool band name
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> <prote> apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer 
> when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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> (omfg): whats the most sensitive part of a persons body when they are 
> masturbating ?
> (TypoKing): idk
> (omfg): their ears
> (omfg): listening for ppl coming home
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> <Velkyr> Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her 
> friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!"
> <Velkyr> But nobody rubs your dick and says "Good Job"?
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> <SaxxonPike> Had some crazy kid running around flailing his arms around 
> come up to me and shout "GUESS WHAT! I'M ONE IN A MILLION!"
> <SaxxonPike> One million is a small portion of the world population. So I 
> shouted back "THAT MEANS THERE'S ABOUT 7,000 MORE OF YOU HYPER FUCKS 
> RUNNING AROUND"
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> <Dakara> what's the name of that disease when you can't stop masturbating?
> <amaury> the Y chromosome
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> ir gausiai gausiai seanas:
> <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
> <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
> <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
> <Judge-Mental> fuck me
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