geri :) On 2010.06.04 16:36, Toxis@ze_yvil_place wrote: > man tiesiog lingus primine imesdamas linka i kazhkuri basha, tai permechiau akymis naujausius:) > "eNyu@work"<neriusjTRINTI@gmail.com> wrote in message news:huaum1$erq$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >> Geri. Bet bash.org skaitymas, bent man, asocijuojasi su tragiškai nuobodžiu >> penktadieniu, kai jau nieko kito įdomaus nebėra... :D >> >> -- >> Photoblog: >> http://www.enyu.lt >> >> "Toxis@ze_yvil_place"<tox@work.ble> wrote in message >> news:huasbv$bh1$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >>> <Bubbles>What are you, fucking 15 years old? >>> <Spoons>no, im fucking 15 year olds ;] >>> --------- >>> thefinalcutter83: According to CNN.com: "Iranian missile may be able to >>> hit U.S. by 2015." >>> SpaceInvader455: That's one slow fuckin missile. >>> ------------- >>> <jaffa> think of the children! >>> <bobf> oh gimme a break, I've spent *hours* today thinking of the >>> children, my wrist is too sore to do it any longer >>> ------------- >>> <IDTL> but dude there were babessss >>> <genida> IDTL, that's very often a warning sign. >>> <genida> "Girls will be there." = "Girls will be laughing in your face..." >>> <Malikat> when girls laugh >>> <Malikat> their breasts jiggle. >>> <Malikat> everyone wins. >>> <IDTL> oh man I never thought of that >>> <IDTL> What if they are flatchested? >>> <Malikat> then they shouldn't be happy >>> <Malikat> they probably won't be happy >>> <Malikat> in fact, flat chested women never laugh at a party >>> <Malikat> because they know no man will ever love them. >>> ----------------- >>> <@Ricky> According to BBC News, the father of the Nigerian who attempted >>> to blow up the Delta airliner whilst approaching Detroit had emailed US >>> authorities to warn them about his son's extreme anti American views. This >>> man happened to be a very wealthy banker. >>> <@Ricky> You can imagine the email arriving at the US Government's >>> offices: >>> <@Ricky> Good afternoon, I am a wealthy Nigerian banker.... >>> ------------------ >>> <sean> sec >>> <sean> SSHing to laptop beacuse I can't be bothered to lift it onto table >>> ------------------ >>> Eli: Today this black kid who acts pretty white was trying to convince me >>> that hes asian cus hes a ninja >>> Eli: I said >>> Eli: "ninja please" >>> Eli: It was awesome. >>> ------------------ >>> <Rei> What's Microsoft Works? >>> <K> An oxymoron >>> ------------------ >>> AxelDesade: Good god, I need a life. >>> Colty: Why's that? >>> AxelDesade: I was entertained for over an hour today by refreshing a >>> captcha until it said something funny or made a cool band name >>> ------------------ >>> <prote> apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer >>> when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today" >>> ------------------ >>> (omfg): whats the most sensitive part of a persons body when they are >>> masturbating ? >>> (TypoKing): idk >>> (omfg): their ears >>> (omfg): listening for ppl coming home >>> ----------------- >>> <Velkyr> Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her >>> friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!" >>> <Velkyr> But nobody rubs your dick and says "Good Job"? >>> ----------------- >>> <SaxxonPike> Had some crazy kid running around flailing his arms around >>> come up to me and shout "GUESS WHAT! I'M ONE IN A MILLION!" >>> <SaxxonPike> One million is a small portion of the world population. So I >>> shouted back "THAT MEANS THERE'S ABOUT 7,000 MORE OF YOU HYPER FUCKS >>> RUNNING AROUND" >>> ----------------- >>> <Dakara> what's the name of that disease when you can't stop masturbating? >>> <amaury> the Y chromosome >>> ----------------- >>> ir gausiai gausiai seanas: >>> <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! >>> <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key >>> <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!! >>> <Judge-Mental> fuck me >>> >>> -- >>> ___________ >>> ©Toxis >>