man tiesiog lingus primine imesdamas linka i kazhkuri basha, tai permechiau akymis naujausius:) "eNyu@work" <neriusjTRINTI@gmail.com> wrote in message news:huaum1$erq$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > Geri. Bet bash.org skaitymas, bent man, asocijuojasi su tragiškai nuobodžiu > penktadieniu, kai jau nieko kito įdomaus nebėra... :D > > -- > Photoblog: > http://www.enyu.lt > > "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message > news:huasbv$bh1$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >> <Bubbles>What are you, fucking 15 years old? >> <Spoons>no, im fucking 15 year olds ;] >> --------- >> thefinalcutter83: According to CNN.com: "Iranian missile may be able to >> hit U.S. by 2015." >> SpaceInvader455: That's one slow fuckin missile. >> ------------- >> <jaffa> think of the children! >> <bobf> oh gimme a break, I've spent *hours* today thinking of the >> children, my wrist is too sore to do it any longer >> ------------- >> <IDTL> but dude there were babessss >> <genida> IDTL, that's very often a warning sign. >> <genida> "Girls will be there." = "Girls will be laughing in your face..." >> <Malikat> when girls laugh >> <Malikat> their breasts jiggle. >> <Malikat> everyone wins. >> <IDTL> oh man I never thought of that >> <IDTL> What if they are flatchested? >> <Malikat> then they shouldn't be happy >> <Malikat> they probably won't be happy >> <Malikat> in fact, flat chested women never laugh at a party >> <Malikat> because they know no man will ever love them. >> ----------------- >> <@Ricky> According to BBC News, the father of the Nigerian who attempted >> to blow up the Delta airliner whilst approaching Detroit had emailed US >> authorities to warn them about his son's extreme anti American views. This >> man happened to be a very wealthy banker. >> <@Ricky> You can imagine the email arriving at the US Government's >> offices: >> <@Ricky> Good afternoon, I am a wealthy Nigerian banker.... >> ------------------ >> <sean> sec >> <sean> SSHing to laptop beacuse I can't be bothered to lift it onto table >> ------------------ >> Eli: Today this black kid who acts pretty white was trying to convince me >> that hes asian cus hes a ninja >> Eli: I said >> Eli: "ninja please" >> Eli: It was awesome. >> ------------------ >> <Rei> What's Microsoft Works? >> <K> An oxymoron >> ------------------ >> AxelDesade: Good god, I need a life. >> Colty: Why's that? >> AxelDesade: I was entertained for over an hour today by refreshing a >> captcha until it said something funny or made a cool band name >> ------------------ >> <prote> apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer >> when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today" >> ------------------ >> (omfg): whats the most sensitive part of a persons body when they are >> masturbating ? >> (TypoKing): idk >> (omfg): their ears >> (omfg): listening for ppl coming home >> ----------------- >> <Velkyr> Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her >> friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!" >> <Velkyr> But nobody rubs your dick and says "Good Job"? >> ----------------- >> <SaxxonPike> Had some crazy kid running around flailing his arms around >> come up to me and shout "GUESS WHAT! I'M ONE IN A MILLION!" >> <SaxxonPike> One million is a small portion of the world population. So I >> shouted back "THAT MEANS THERE'S ABOUT 7,000 MORE OF YOU HYPER FUCKS >> RUNNING AROUND" >> ----------------- >> <Dakara> what's the name of that disease when you can't stop masturbating? >> <amaury> the Y chromosome >> ----------------- >> ir gausiai gausiai seanas: >> <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! >> <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key >> <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!! >> <Judge-Mental> fuck me >> >> -- >> ___________ >> ©Toxis >