Chukas Norissas trenke zaibui, o zaibas - Kubilui.



"Rokis" <rokis@inbox.lt> wrote in message 
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> -Juliau, aš tavo džinsus kaimynui atidaviau.
> -O čia kieno garbei toks reikalas?!-Juk jie tau vis vien nepatiko.-Žinai 
> ką, tada atiduokim ir tavo mamą kaimynui!
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> Dar ne viskas Lietuvoje prarasta! Dar galima prarasti ir prarasti!
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> Chukas Norissas nutrenke zaiba.
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> Invalidų vežimėlių parduotuvė, pavadinimu `Pirmas Žingsnis`
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> - Patrauk nuo manęs savo šunį... Ant manęs jau blusos šliaužioja...- 
> Reksai, pasitrauk, dėdė turi blusų.;D
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> A mother had 3 virgin daughters and all 3 of them got married nearly
> at the same time, before sending them on honeymoon mother was
> worried about their sex life so she asked them to send
> her a postcard with few words to let her know if everything was ok.
> 2 days later mother receives 1st postcard from Hawaii that has one
> word written on it "Nescafe" mother runs to the kitchen opens up a 
> cupboard and reads of Nescafe jar- "Pleasure till the last drop.." Mother
> blushes but is very happy for her daughter...
> A week later she receives 2nd post card from Jamaica that has
> "Benson&Hedges cigars" written on it. Mother runs to the husbands
> room, opens the drawer, finds the cigars and reads of the box "Extra
> Long, King Size".. mother blushes again but is delighted for her 
> daughter..
> 2 weeks goes by, no mail.. 3 weeks- no mail..
> eventually, a month later she receives 3rd postcard and it has scribbled
> "British Airways" on it in really shaky hand writing. Mother is petrified,
> she grabs the newspaper fearing the worst and comes across a British
> Airways add that says" 3 times a day, 7 days a week, both ways!!. sitas 
> geras tik LT irgi neblogai skamba
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> Graži moteris džiugina vyro žvilgsnį, negraži - moters.
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> Viltis - durnių motina, o "Teleloto"- tėvas.
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> Stovi du kelių policininkai su radaru ir matuoja greitį:
> -Oho kaip greitai važiuoja.
> -Koks greitis?
> -Du šimtai litų.
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