Eik prabalsuosi už Paksą. "-=faustas=-" <faustas@infolangas.lt> wrote in message news:i64rp4$3df$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > Chukas Norissas trenke zaibui, o zaibas - Kubilui. > > > > "Rokis" <rokis@inbox.lt> wrote in message > news:i64hv8$iki$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >> -Juliau, aš tavo džinsus kaimynui atidaviau. >> -O čia kieno garbei toks reikalas?!-Juk jie tau vis vien nepatiko.-Žinai >> ką, tada atiduokim ir tavo mamą kaimynui! >> >> >> Dar ne viskas Lietuvoje prarasta! Dar galima prarasti ir prarasti! >> >> >> >> Chukas Norissas nutrenke zaiba. >> >> >> Invalidų vežimėlių parduotuvė, pavadinimu `Pirmas Žingsnis` >> >> >> - Patrauk nuo manęs savo šunį... Ant manęs jau blusos šliaužioja...- >> Reksai, pasitrauk, dėdė turi blusų.;D >> >> >> A mother had 3 virgin daughters and all 3 of them got married nearly >> at the same time, before sending them on honeymoon mother was >> worried about their sex life so she asked them to send >> her a postcard with few words to let her know if everything was ok. >> 2 days later mother receives 1st postcard from Hawaii that has one >> word written on it "Nescafe" mother runs to the kitchen opens up a >> cupboard and reads of Nescafe jar- "Pleasure till the last drop.." Mother >> blushes but is very happy for her daughter... >> A week later she receives 2nd post card from Jamaica that has >> "Benson&Hedges cigars" written on it. Mother runs to the husbands >> room, opens the drawer, finds the cigars and reads of the box "Extra >> Long, King Size".. mother blushes again but is delighted for her >> daughter.. >> 2 weeks goes by, no mail.. 3 weeks- no mail.. >> eventually, a month later she receives 3rd postcard and it has scribbled >> "British Airways" on it in really shaky hand writing. Mother is petrified, >> she grabs the newspaper fearing the worst and comes across a British >> Airways add that says" 3 times a day, 7 days a week, both ways!!. sitas >> geras tik LT irgi neblogai skamba >> >> >> >> Graži moteris džiugina vyro žvilgsnį, negraži - moters. >> >> >> Viltis - durnių motina, o "Teleloto"- tėvas. >> >> >> Stovi du kelių policininkai su radaru ir matuoja greitį: >> -Oho kaip greitai važiuoja. >> -Koks greitis? >> -Du šimtai litų. >> >> >> >> > >