-Do you speak English? - Yes! - Name?... - Abdul al-Rhazib - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no...I mean male or female? - Yes, male, female, ...sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, other animals in general. - But isn't that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer runs too fast...