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Tony,
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"Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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> More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all
> I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can
> tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly
> involves me.
>
> Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when
> you realize you're wrong.
>
> Have you ever been walking down the street and realized
> that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are
> supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back
> in the direction from which you came, you have to first do
> something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and 
> mutter
> to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're
> crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
>
> The letters T and G are very close to each other on a
> keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I
> will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
>
> Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and
> it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would
> magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did
> we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message
> boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
>
> There is a great need for sarcasm font.
>
> I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it
> actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up
> wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's
> laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just
> a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still
> the only one who really, really gets it.
>
> I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each
> hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
>
> I think part of a best friend's job should be to
> immediately clear your computer history if you die.
>
> The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm
> trying to finish a text.
>
> Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have
> nothing else to say".
>
> Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street
> smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
>
> How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you
> just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
>
> I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars
> teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,
> brothers!
>
> While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road
> and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
>
> MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.
> Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
>
> Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
> how the person died.
>
> I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get
> in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
>
> Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never
> get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
>
> I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of
> tired.
>
> Bad decisions make good stories
>
> You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
> moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing
> anything productive for the rest of the day.
>
> There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure
> you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
>
> I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and
> it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper
> that I swear I did not make any changes to.
>
> "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash
> this ever.
>
> I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of
> people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will
> they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't
> watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and
> leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'
>
> While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally
> for China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly
> certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.
>
> I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?
> Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
> goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the
> phone and run away?
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