Ziema uztraukt rankini :D darban paveze autobusas.

"Kuujis@work" <kuujis_no_spam_at_work@gmail.com> wrote in message 
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> Tai dabar visi pasipasakojam apie kokį savo "bad decision" :)
>
> "Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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>> More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all
>> I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can
>> tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly
>> involves me.
>>
>> Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when
>> you realize you're wrong.
>>
>> Have you ever been walking down the street and realized
>> that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are
>> supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back
>> in the direction from which you came, you have to first do
>> something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and 
>> mutter
>> to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're
>> crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
>>
>> The letters T and G are very close to each other on a
>> keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I
>> will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
>>
>> Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and
>> it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would
>> magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did
>> we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message
>> boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
>>
>> There is a great need for sarcasm font.
>>
>> I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it
>> actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up
>> wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's
>> laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just
>> a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still
>> the only one who really, really gets it.
>>
>> I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each
>> hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
>>
>> I think part of a best friend's job should be to
>> immediately clear your computer history if you die.
>>
>> The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm
>> trying to finish a text.
>>
>> Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have
>> nothing else to say".
>>
>> Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street
>> smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
>>
>> How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you
>> just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
>>
>> I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars
>> teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,
>> brothers!
>>
>> While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road
>> and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
>>
>> MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.
>> Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
>>
>> Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
>> how the person died.
>>
>> I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get
>> in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
>>
>> Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never
>> get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
>>
>> I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of
>> tired.
>>
>> Bad decisions make good stories
>>
>> You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
>> moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing
>> anything productive for the rest of the day.
>>
>> There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure
>> you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
>>
>> I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and
>> it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper
>> that I swear I did not make any changes to.
>>
>> "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash
>> this ever.
>>
>> I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of
>> people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will
>> they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't
>> watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and
>> leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'
>>
>> While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally
>> for China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly
>> certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.
>>
>> I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?
>> Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times 
>> and
>> goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the
>> phone and run away?
>> -- 
>> ______
>> ©Toxis
>>
>>