Dear monsters under the bed, You can stop trying, nothing scares me anymore. Sincerely, I just saw my grandfather naked. Dear elbow, One of these days... Sincerely, tongue. Dear mom who just learned what "lol" means, Roflmfao. Sincerely, good luck with that one. Dear BP, Please never make tampons. Sincerely, Anonymous. Dear women, You expect diamonds, a dog is happy with a stick. This is why dogs are a man's best friend. Sincerely, men.