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class=UIStory_Message>Ateina kunigas vienam:<BR>- Blondins noriu...<BR>Jam
vienamio savinink atsako:<BR>- Tveli, nra dabar n vienos laisvos blodins,
gal dar ko kito nortumte?<BR>- A palauksiu...<BR><SPAN
style="DISPLAY: inline" class=text_exposed_show>Praeina 15, 20, 30 minui.
Savinink iri usnstant kunig, pasitaiso ukuosen, plai krtin,
palieia kunig u rankovs:<BR>- Tveli, o gal a jums patiksiu, a dar
oho-ho...<BR>- Krokodil nep!su...<BR>- Bet gi kunigli, kaip js galite taip
kalbti! Koks gi a krokodilas? Mane gi, tarp kitko, Dievas sukr, a irgi toks
pats krinys, kaip ir js...<BR>- Dievas sukr - tegu Dievas ir pisa, o a -
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class=UIStory_Message>Ateina 10 metu berniukas i vienami, kloja doleriu krva
ant stalo ir sako vyresniajai:<BR>- Man reikia mergos su sifiliu.<BR>- Kam tau,
vaikeli, keke?! Ir dar su sifiliu?<BR>- Yra toks reikalas: pas mane ateina
aukle, tai mes su ja.. na, suprantate<BR>- Gerai, bet ar tu supranti, kad ne
tik pats usikrsi, bet ir aukle ukrsi?<BR><SPAN style="DISPLAY: inline"
class=text_exposed_show>- Matot, su ta aukle ir mano tvas<BR>- Vadinasi, ir
tvas usikrs!<BR>- Bet matot, mano tvas kartais ir su mano motina<BR>- Tu
visai iprotjai! Juk ukrsi ir savo motina! Ji juk tavo mama!<BR>- Bet kai
mano tvas ivaiuoja i darb, pas mano motina ir pienininkas atvaiuoja<BR>- O
kuo itas dtas?<BR>- O vat itas gaidys ir pervaiavo mano
uniuk!!...</SPAN></SPAN></H3>
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class=UIStory_Message>Nuostabiai avi ir patraukli mergina atjo pas
ginekolog.<BR>Daktaras met ak j, ir visi jo profesiniai gdiai ilk,
tarsi dmas, per pravir lang. Ikart jis liep jai nusirengti. Tada pradjo
glostyti jos launis.<BR>Tai darydamas jis jos paklaus:<SPAN
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dr<SPAN style="DISPLAY: inline" class=text_exposed_show>skim ir kitoki
dermatologini paeidim...<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR>-
Teisingai, - pritar daktaras ir pradjo maigyti jos krtis.<SPAN
class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR>- O dabar k darau?<SPAN
class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR>- O taip, js tikrinate ar nra
koki gumb ar krties vio...<SPAN
class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR>- Irgi teisingai, - pritar
daktaras ir, neitvrs, pradjo lytikai su ja bendrauti.<SPAN
class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR>- O dabar k darau?<SPAN
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mgin....</SPAN></SPAN></H3>
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