A SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were
both married to other people,  found themselves assigned to the
same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they  were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the
upper berth and she in  the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying,..........   'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet  to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's
pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f*ing blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.