:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:io1cor$l6$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >A SHORT LOVE STORY > > A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were > both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the > same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. > > Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, > they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the > upper berth and she in the lower. > > At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman > saying,.......... 'Ma'am, > > I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into > the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.' > > 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's > pretend that we're married.' > > 'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed. > > 'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f*ing blanket.' > > After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.