:D

On 04/12/2011 02:24 PM, Toxis@ze_yval_place wrote:
> A SHORT LOVE STORY
>
> A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were
> both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the
> same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
>
> Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
> they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the
> upper berth and she in the lower.
>
> At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
> saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
>
> I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
> the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.'
>
> 'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's
> pretend that we're married.'
>
> 'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
>
> 'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f*ing blanket.'
>
> After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.