Tema: English
Autorius: Romas Z.
Data: 2010-10-24 00:35:43
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart 
attacks than the British and Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer 
fewer heart attacks than the British and Americans.
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CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what 
kills you.