'The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the 
British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also have fewer heart attacks than the 
British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than 
the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart 
attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. What kills you is speaking 
English.'


"Romas Z." <romas@z.lt> wrote in message 
news:i9vkff$ook$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart 
> attacks than the British and Americans.
> The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and 
> suffer fewer heart attacks than the British and Americans.
> ...
> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently 
> what kills you.