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"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:h9cdic$5m5$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> Why beer is better than Jesus
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> 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 
> 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 
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> 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 
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> 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 
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> 6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. 
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> 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer. 
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> 4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer. 
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> 3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you. 
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> 2. You can prove you have a Beer. 
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> 1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop. 
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