<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> <html> <head> <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"> </head> <body bgcolor="#ffff99" text="#000099"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 'Segoe UI',Tahoma,Verdana,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 23px;"> <table class="ecxMsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0cm;" valign="top"> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><strong style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: fuchsia; font-size: 30pt;">Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:</span></strong><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: navy; font-size: 20pt;">"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: navy; font-size: 36pt;">In a Podiatrist's office:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 20pt;">"Time wounds all heels."</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 30pt;">On a Septic Tank Truck:</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 20pt;">Yesterday's Meals on Wheels</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 36pt;">At a Proctologist's door:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 20pt;">"To expedite your visit, please back in."</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 36pt;">At an Optometrist's Office:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: green; font-size: 20pt;">"If you don't see what you're looking for,<br> you've come to the right place."</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: purple; font-size: 36pt;">On a Plumber's truck:</span><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 10pt;"> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 20pt;">"We repair what your husband fixed."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: green; font-size: 36pt;">On another Plumber's truck:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: gray; font-size: 20pt;">"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: navy; font-size: 36pt;">On a Church's Billboard:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 20pt;">"7 days without God makes one weak."</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: purple; font-size: 30pt;">At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 20pt;">"Invite us to your next blowout."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: gray; font-size: 36pt;">At a Towing company:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: teal; font-size: 18pt;">"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: green; font-size: 36pt;">On an Electrician's truck:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 20pt;">"Let us remove your shorts."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: navy; font-size: 36pt;">In a Non-smoking Area:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: teal; font-size: 20pt;">"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 36pt;">On a Maternity Room door:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 20pt;">"Push. Push. Push."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: fuchsia; font-size: 36pt;">On a Taxidermist's window:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: teal; font-size: 20pt;">"We really know our stuff."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: gray; font-size: 36pt;">On a Fence:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: purple; font-size: 20pt;">"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"> <span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></span><span style="color: teal; font-size: 36pt;">At a Car Dealership:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: purple; font-size: 20pt;">"The best way to get back on your feet -<br> miss a car payment."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: navy; font-size: 36pt;">Outside a Muffler Shop:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: teal; font-size: 18pt;">"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 30pt;">In a Veterinarian's waiting room:</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: purple; font-size: 20pt;">"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: green; font-size: 36pt;">At the Electric Company</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 18pt;">"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 18pt;">However, if you don't, you will be."</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: gray; font-size: 36pt;">In a Restaurant window:</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: green; font-size: 20pt;">"Don't stand there and be hungry;<br> come on in and get fed up."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: navy; font-size: 28pt;">In the front yard of a Funeral Home:</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: gray; font-size: 20pt;">"Drive carefully. We'll wait."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 30pt;">At a Propane Filling Station:</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: red; font-size: 20pt;">"Thank heaven for little grills."</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: fuchsia; font-size: 18pt;">And don't forget the sign at a</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: fuchsia; font-size: 30pt;">CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: fuchsia; font-size: 20pt;">"Best place in town to take a leak."</span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-size: 7.5pt;">**************************</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"><br> </span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 1.35em; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-size: 30pt;">Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:</span><span style="color: black; font-size: 10pt;"></span></p> <p class="ecxMsoNormal" style="margin: 0px 0cm 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; font-size: 12pt; text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="color: black; font-size: 20pt;">"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"</span></p> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </span></span> </body> </html>