blyn antras tai ziaurus, its a trap! :D

pirmas tai so wrong in so many ways, bet funny as hell :)))))

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"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:h49cbc$rqr$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> ir dar 2:)
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> 
> Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.
> This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"
> 
> And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family.
> You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."
> 
> I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."
> 
> And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".
> 
> I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it.
> "Jesus," I said, " what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"
> 
> He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone.
> I would love to chat with you some more, Senor , but for now, I have to finish your lawn."
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> A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
> She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question
> to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
> 
> She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're
> as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
> chance and see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's
> nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
> 
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me."
> 
> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
> 1) you have to be single and
> 2) you must be Catholic."
> 
> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
> Catholic too!"
> 
> The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."
> 
> He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the
> road, the cab driver starts crying his eyes out. "My dear child, why are
> you crying?"
> 
> "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
> married and I'm Jewish."
> 
> The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to
> a Halloween Party."