Gerai varai, Toxi. Taip toliau.


"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
news:h49afh$oll$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a 
>tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.
>
> As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the 
> bar:
>
> COLD BEER: $2.00
>
> HAMBURGER: $2.25
>
> CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
>
> CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
>
> HAND JOB: $50.00
>
> Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' 
> biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive 
> female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled 
> farmers.
>
> She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
>
> "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
>
> The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he 
> whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
>
> She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I 
> sure am".
>
> The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, 
> wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".
>
> -- 
> ___________
> ©Toxis