Re: keli treciadieniui da biski [Paulius @ 2009-07-29 15:55:01]

Tema: Re: keli treciadieniui da biski
Autorius: Paulius
Data: 2009-07-29 15:55:01
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class=Apple-style-span>Ateina Petka pas apajeva ir sako:<BR>- Vasilijau 
Ivanoviiau, nori mysl?<BR>- Nu skelk.<BR>- Be lang be dureli, pilna pirkia 
mogeli. Kas?<BR>- Subin!<BR>- Ne Vasilijau Ivanoviiau. Tai Agurkas.<BR>- 
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class=Apple-style-span>Vlai nakt grta narkomanas snus namo. Nueina tyliai  
virtuv, pasiima puod sriubos ir, usiverts j, geria. inoma visur apsipila 
ir t.t. Tuo tarpu prabunda mama ir ateina irti, kas darosi virtuvj.<BR>- 
Sneli, k ia dabar darai, taigi  lkt sipilk!<BR>- Kas apsirks? A 
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rk ol. O kaip eburaka yra jaunesn jai reikia eiti  mokykl. Ir nujus 
jai pasako, kad reikia parayti rain apie vasar. Ji greitai atlekia pas 
vinipch ir sako k daryt man reikia parayt k veikiau vasar, o a vis 
vasar rkiau ol k man daryti. Vinipchas ir sako kad tu rayk ne rkiau o 
skaiiau. Nu tai eburaka ir rao atsikeliu paskaitau, paskaits pasidarau 
valgyt ir vl paskaitau. Paskaits nueinu miegot. Atsikeliu ir vl paskaitau ir 
vl pasidarau valgyt ir pavalgs einu pas vinipch skaitydamas. Nujs pas j 
kartu paskaitom paskait pavalgom ir vl paskaitom, paskui skaitydami ieinam  
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class=Apple-style-span>Eina dvi kaimiets pro mork lauk, staiga viena 
pasilenkusi irauna DIDEL mork ir sako:<BR>- irk, visai kaip mano 
vyro!<BR>Draug klausia:<BR>- K toks didelis???<BR>- Ne, toks 
purvinas...</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
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class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
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class=Apple-style-span>Chebra tryse, po alg, varo i tarpkolkins, visiem 
achtos dina... Galvoja pas Rom  garaiuk nuvaryt kaip visada, litr kit 
patvarkyt. Bet blyn, lyt pradjo, o iki garao dachuja pyzdint. Zigmas, bdamas 
geros irdies (nes darbo metu jau spjo pora fleki alaus pist), sako:<BR>- 
Varom pas mane chebra, vistiek mano mona kurnebyl, tai proto nepapis ir 
pastaugt galsim.<BR>Kaip nutar, taip ir padar. Gro, susdo prie stalo, 
papjaust zakusk, mona kitam kambary telika iri. Jau chebrantai spjo 
apilt, kai Zigmo boba sirauna  kambar. Paima<SPAN 
class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR>duonos riek, patrina  pyzda ir 
imeta pro lang. iri visi apal... Zigmas paoka, paima bobai u galvos, 
nuleidia prie klyno ir padaro pora ritming judesi. Po to ikia monos galv 
pro lang, paima zagiron ir supila jai ant galvos. Chebra jau susirpino, 
galvoja Zigmui jau pizda, nuo kaukolinio arai susisuko. Sako:<BR>- Zigmai, ble, 
raminkis, nx ia dirbi nesamones, prisigriai - bk savo vietoj.<BR>Zigmas 
ramekas, atauna:<BR>- Nesinervuokit, ia ms bazaras toks. Ji sako: "pyzdink 
duonos parnet", o a atsakiau: "iulpk bybi, lauke lietus 
lyja"</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
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class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
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class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
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class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
style="TEXT-ALIGN: left; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; TEXT-INDENT: 0px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; FONT: 13px Verdana; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0" 
class=Apple-style-span>Mano pagrindin eimyninio gyvenimo taisykl yra rkti 
garsiau u mon, kad netekt sdti po jos padu. Pavyzdiui, vakar ji ant mans 
uriko:<BR>- Eik greitai piet ruot!<BR>O a garsiau u j:<BR>- Eik pati 
ruot! Nematai, kad a grindis dabar plaunu, o po to skalbti 
eisiu!</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
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class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
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class=Apple-style-span><SPAN 
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class=Apple-style-span>Sutuoktiniai vakarieniauja.<BR>mona sako vyrui:<BR>- 
Atsimeni, prie devynis mnesius mei dviej savaii atostogas ir ivykai 
vejoti uptaki?<BR>- Taip, atsimenu.<BR>- iandien skambino vienas uptakis ir 
pasake, kad karosiuku dachuja 
atsivede...</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
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