FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them 
in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the 
cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put 
them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken 
farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the 
chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the 
regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take 
care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of 
them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the 
government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them 
and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to 
tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you 
can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. 
Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the 
drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing 
cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or 
your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a 
bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take 
harmonica lessons.