to come=patirti orgazma

now figure it out :DDDD

"Kaksht" <kaksht@cianetikrasmuilas.com> wrote in message 
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neblogai visai, yra geruliu, patiko su matematikais :)

nepagavau su vienuolem

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"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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> Knock, knock.
>
> Who’s there?
>
> Fuck.
>
> Fuck who?
>
> No, “fuck whom?”
>
> ----------------
>
> Two mathematicians are in a local diner, arguing. The first mathematician 
> is complaining that the average citizen knows *nothing* about math, people 
> are idiots who don’t even know how to balance their checkbooks these days, 
> and the world is generally going to hell in a handbasket. The second 
> mathematician is objecting, telling his friend that the situation isn’t 
> that bad, and warning him not to underestimate the average citizen’s 
> mathematical knowledge.
>
> After much argument, the first mathematician staggers off to the restroom. 
> The second mathematician calls the tired-looking waitress over.
>
> “Yeah, hun?”
>
> He hands her $20. “I’d like to play a little joke on my friend when he 
> gets back. I’m going to ask you a question. When you answer, I want you to 
> answer, ‘X squared.’ Can you do that for me?”
>
> “Sure, hun, whatever.”
>
> After a few minutes, the first mathematician returns and sits down. The 
> second mathematician says, “Look, I’ll *show* you that the average citizen 
> knows more about math than you think they do.” He waves the waitress over.
>
> “Yeah, hun, what can do for ya?”
>
> “I just have a simple question for you, ma’am. Can you tell me what the 
> answer to the integral of 2x dx is?”
>
> The waitress scrunches up her face. “Sure, hun, thats… X squared.”
>
> The second mathematician leans back in his chair, looks at his friend, and 
> smiles smugly.
>
> Then the waitress calls over her shoulder, “Plus a constant.”
>
> ----------------------
>
> How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
> Two, one to hold the giraffe and another to fill the wheel barrow with 
> brightly colour machine tools.
>
> What is the similarity between a monkey and a bicycle?
> The both have wheels expect for the monkey.
>
> --------------------
>
> Ronald Reagan, Michael Gorbatsjov and Margaret Thatcher appear before God.
>
> God to Reagan: “Son, what have you done to deserve a place in Heaven?”
> Reagan: “I brought the Evil Empire to its knees, freed millions of people 
> from communism and ended the Cold War.”
> God: “Very good my son, come sit by my right side.”
> God to Gorbatsjov: “And you son, what have you done to deserve a place in 
> Heaven?”
> Gorbatsjov: “I introduced perestroijka and glasnost, and guided the Soviet 
> Union away from communism while avoiding armed revolution and bloodshed.”
> God: “Very good my son, come sit by my left side.”
>
> Next, God turns to Thatcher and says: “And you sister, what have you 
>  done?”
> Thatcher replies (high-pitched voice, English accent): “In the first 
> place, I am not your sister, and in the second, get out of my chair!”
>
> ------------------
>
> Q: How do you get a history major off your porch?
>
> A: Pay for the pizza.
>
> ------------------
>
> Two nuns are riding bicycles down an unfamiliar road.
>
> One nun says, “I’ve never come this way before.”
>
> The second nun says, “It must be the cobblestones.”
>
> ------------------
>
> -“How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
>
> -“I don’t know, how many?”
>
> -“Let’s ride bikes!”
>
>
> -- 
> ___________
> ©Toxis