Kad come = cum tai jaja, bet dabar dashuto tik vistiek :)))) thanks

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"Lavonas" <neturiu@meilo.lt> wrote in message news:hfohdq$6jo$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> to come=patirti orgazma
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> now figure it out :DDDD
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> "Kaksht" <kaksht@cianetikrasmuilas.com> wrote in message 
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> neblogai visai, yra geruliu, patiko su matematikais :)
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> nepagavau su vienuolem
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> "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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>> Knock, knock.
>>
>> Who’s there?
>>
>> Fuck.
>>
>> Fuck who?
>>
>> No, “fuck whom?”
>>
>> ----------------
>>
>> Two mathematicians are in a local diner, arguing. The first mathematician 
>> is complaining that the average citizen knows *nothing* about math, people 
>> are idiots who don’t even know how to balance their checkbooks these days, 
>> and the world is generally going to hell in a handbasket. The second 
>> mathematician is objecting, telling his friend that the situation isn’t 
>> that bad, and warning him not to underestimate the average citizen’s 
>> mathematical knowledge.
>>
>> After much argument, the first mathematician staggers off to the restroom. 
>> The second mathematician calls the tired-looking waitress over.
>>
>> “Yeah, hun?”
>>
>> He hands her $20. “I’d like to play a little joke on my friend when he 
>> gets back. I’m going to ask you a question. When you answer, I want you to 
>> answer, ‘X squared.’ Can you do that for me?”
>>
>> “Sure, hun, whatever.”
>>
>> After a few minutes, the first mathematician returns and sits down. The 
>> second mathematician says, “Look, I’ll *show* you that the average citizen 
>> knows more about math than you think they do.” He waves the waitress over.
>>
>> “Yeah, hun, what can do for ya?”
>>
>> “I just have a simple question for you, ma’am. Can you tell me what the 
>> answer to the integral of 2x dx is?”
>>
>> The waitress scrunches up her face. “Sure, hun, thats… X squared.”
>>
>> The second mathematician leans back in his chair, looks at his friend, and 
>> smiles smugly.
>>
>> Then the waitress calls over her shoulder, “Plus a constant.”
>>
>> ----------------------
>>
>> How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
>> Two, one to hold the giraffe and another to fill the wheel barrow with 
>> brightly colour machine tools.
>>
>> What is the similarity between a monkey and a bicycle?
>> The both have wheels expect for the monkey.
>>
>> --------------------
>>
>> Ronald Reagan, Michael Gorbatsjov and Margaret Thatcher appear before God.
>>
>> God to Reagan: “Son, what have you done to deserve a place in Heaven?”
>> Reagan: “I brought the Evil Empire to its knees, freed millions of people 
>> from communism and ended the Cold War.”
>> God: “Very good my son, come sit by my right side.”
>> God to Gorbatsjov: “And you son, what have you done to deserve a place in 
>> Heaven?”
>> Gorbatsjov: “I introduced perestroijka and glasnost, and guided the Soviet 
>> Union away from communism while avoiding armed revolution and bloodshed.”
>> God: “Very good my son, come sit by my left side.”
>>
>> Next, God turns to Thatcher and says: “And you sister, what have you 
>>  done?”
>> Thatcher replies (high-pitched voice, English accent): “In the first 
>> place, I am not your sister, and in the second, get out of my chair!”
>>
>> ------------------
>>
>> Q: How do you get a history major off your porch?
>>
>> A: Pay for the pizza.
>>
>> ------------------
>>
>> Two nuns are riding bicycles down an unfamiliar road.
>>
>> One nun says, “I’ve never come this way before.”
>>
>> The second nun says, “It must be the cobblestones.”
>>
>> ------------------
>>
>> -“How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
>>
>> -“I don’t know, how many?”
>>
>> -“Let’s ride bikes!”
>>
>>
>> -- 
>> ___________
>> ©Toxis 
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