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> Dear Twilight fans,
> Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping 
> through them, they can never get an erection.
> Enjoy fantasizing about that.
> Sincerely,
> Logic
> 
> 
> Dear Icebergs,
> Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
> Sincerely,
> The Titanic 
> 
> 
> Dear 2010,
> So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF 
> happened?!
> Sincerely,
> 1985
>
>
> Dear Mary,
> Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
> Sincerely, Joseph
> 
> 
> Dear World of Warcraft,
> Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
> Sincerely, Parents Everywhere
> 
> 
> Dear Martin Luther King Jr.
> I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What 
> now?
> Sincerely,
> Leonardo Di Caprio
> 
> 
> Dear White People,
> Don't you just hate immigrants?
> Sincerely,
> Native Americans
> 
> 
> Dear iPhone,
> Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of 
> shut.
> Sincerely,
> Every iPhone User